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:2 (13):"Je vais apprendre à mon pé*is à faire le café puisqu'il est toujours debout avant moi le matin".:2 (15):

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Comme on dit le matin chez les geisha : "deux boules là-dedans".

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:2 (21):Ma copine me dit qu'avoir un petit pé*is n'est pas très grave, d'accord, mais j'aurai préféré qu'elle n'en ait pas du tout.:2 (20):

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:2 (3): On ne choisit pas sa famille, mais on peut choisir ses copines ! (attention aux contre-façons .......)
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Un arbitre est un crétin en short que les supporters invitent régulièrement à se rendre aux toilettes

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C'est pour ca qu'on l'appelle "l'arbite".

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Un écrivain qui se livre, c'est un peu comme un canard qui se confie.

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:2 (3): J'espère que Sophie t' a crevé un pneu........:2 (20):

 

Il est énervant de parler avec ceux qui ont la bouche pleine, mais pire encore avec ceux qui ont la tête vide.

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:2 (3): J'espère que Sophie t' a crevé un pneu........:2 (20):

 

Il est énervant de parler avec ceux qui ont la bouche pleine, mais pire encore avec ceux qui ont la tête vide.

 

 

J'ai pas écrit "ma"...

 

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:2 (3): J'espère que Sophie t' a crevé un pneu........:2 (20):

 

Il est énervant de parler avec ceux qui ont la bouche pleine, mais pire encore avec ceux qui ont la tête vide.

 

 

J'ai pas écrit "ma"...

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:2 (3): ha! ha! j'avais mal lu......désolé, mille excuses........

 

 

 

L'optimisme est un sentiment assez développé en Normandie, pour preuve, on y trouve des panneaux solaires.

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La maladie d'Alzheimer permet de regarder tous les soirs la 7° compagnie avec le même plaisir.

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La maladie d'Alzheimer comporte tout de même trois avantages.

 

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L'homme veut être le premier amour de la femme alors que la femme veut être le dernier amour de l'homme.

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Entendu hier lors d'une réunion :

 

 

"Depuis que j'suis en r'traite, j'ai plus l'temps de rien faire"

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